No thanks

JW: Hey hon. What you doing?

Me: Working. Just quit my job to start my own business. Stressful but fun.

JW: Are you naked?

Me: Oh, I should clarify: I don’t fuck for money. I’m a freelance writer, not a whore.

JW: You should be naked.

JW: So, can I help you with anything today?

Me: No. But thanks for asking.

JW: Then you can help me instead. I could use some help today.

Me: What do you need?

JW: I need to see and feel your fine body.

Me: Take a number.

The End.

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3 responses to “No thanks

  1. I really like your writing. Funny/sad/beautiful. I wish you posted more often.

  2. Thank you. That makes my day. I’ll try to post more often. Promise.

  3. Glad to hear it. In response to your question, I think I found your blog while I was using the “tag surfer” feature? It seems wordpress thinks we both spend a lot of time thinking about death, friend.

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