Dear Sleep, I am tired of you. I want out of this relationship. You are a needy old bastard who just won’t let go without a long, tiresome fight. Every morning, it’s the same story. “Oh nooo, don’t leave me! You know you want me… Please just a cuddle. Just for a few minutes, then I’ll let you go. I swear.” And we both know where that takes us.
So don’t even start that sweet-talking routine of yours. I’m not going down that road again. I’m so over you. Yes I AM!