JW: Hey hon. What you doing?
Me: Working. Just quit my job to start my own business. Stressful but fun.
JW: Are you naked?
Me: Oh, I should clarify: I don’t fuck for money. I’m a freelance writer, not a whore.
JW: You should be naked.
JW: So, can I help you with anything today?
Me: No. But thanks for asking.
JW: Then you can help me instead. I could use some help today.
Me: What do you need?
JW: I need to see and feel your fine body.
Me: Take a number.