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Mom-ent.

Me: – I’m going to buy a new bed.
Mom: – Oh. Did you wear it out?
Me: – No, I just need a bigger one. Of course, there’s still just me, but I’m thinking I really should have a bigger bed. To give the universe a nudge, you know. Like in that Kevin Costner baseball movie – “build it, and he will come”. But in my case – BUY it, and he will come.
Mom: – …
Me: – Well anyway, it’s simply tragic for a 37-year-old to be sleeping in a twin bed.
Mom: – Yes.
Me: – …
*both burst out laughing*